I saw it all from the back of the room
he broke the handle off the head of a broom
he was the bride, and she was the groom
over their heads the devil started to swoon
I saw it all from the corner of my eye
she tore her dress, he was choked with a tie
she whispered something, then started to cry
he tried to kill it, it just wouldn t die

Catch that tiger by his toe
Hold that tiger, don t let him go
Cuz he s got secrets we want to know
But he won t tell, won t tell a soul

I saw it all i had the perfect view
there was one that was cut into two
the blood was red, the veins turned blue
i turned to me then i turned into you
I saw it all from the top of the heap
all the shepherds had turned into sheep
and all this wool wasn t helping us sleep
we rolled around til the bed go too deep

There s one thing, i do well
the first is buy and the second is sell
we looked to heaven then we dove into hell